Hurricane Assistance Needed---I need to laugh a bit!

If you really love me and want to help, I've got a suggestion. My freezer has had no power for about four days. I left about 10lbs of fish, a couple of lbs of shrimp, and 3lbs of crawfish in it. Could you please drag the freezer about 500 yards downwind of my house before I get home?
These are the things I dread most about returning to New Orleans.

I was planning on going back next Monday, but all the info about looters kind of has me a bit hesitant!

Thanks again for all your prayers and kind words.